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St. Petersburg, Florida - A Tampa Bay area university student was severely injured Thursday when a work truck nearly struck the man on his bike and caused him to leave the street at a high rate of speed crashing into a freshly trimmed hedge bush. |
“The man was wearing just a T-shirt and light running shorts”, said Beth Helms. Helms called police Thursday morning after witnessing the accident. “Another lady and I ran over to check on the young man after we heard him start screaming and yelling. I thought he had broken his arm at first”, she said. “He had blood all over his hands and legs so I called it in right away”.
When the student landed in the bush the jagged stumps of the freshly cut hedge tore through is shorts and ripped most of his scrotum and both testicles from his body. Helms added that if the paramedics hadn’t arrived as fast as they did he would have probably bled to death.
The complete extent of his injuries have not yet been released.
Thanks to the source The Oracle.







7 users commented in " Cyclist Has Testicles Ripped Off During Crash Into Bush "
Follow-up comment rss or Leave a TrackbackThe local news showed a shot of the bike and blood all over the ground and sidewalk.
I ride my bike every day and I have yet to tear off my nut sack.
My first thought when I read the headline was… how in the heck can they blame this on W?!?
Ouch…
If they recover the nuts and squeeze out a little juice, he may still be able to have kids.
hahahahaha…..funny as hell……one more idiot outta the gene pool, buy a ladies saddle mate…..or go the whole hog and get a sex change……you could at least have a nice pair of ear-rings now
toolz, are you serious? How is he an idiot considering he got run off the road by a driver? That work truck driver deserves to have his nuts ripped off.
toolz, maybe you should consider taking yourself out of the gene pool as well…
I would have rather bled to death.
Please
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